Prince William has been talking to gangs that kill people. No not his mates in the forces, no he’s been getting down with the kids on the streets, the ones who have more guns and are better at using them than the Army. He says he’s learned a lot. Phew, well at least he’s sorted out the ages old problem of young men in gangs then. The level of politicing that the royal family are engaged in at the minute is on the increase. Next it’ll be Prince Harry going on about absent fathers and solving that hoary old chestnut, then step mum Camilla will be talking about the sanctity of marriage, the importance of “the family” and the sad decline in moral standards and the way modern people have no sense of loyalty and duty any more.

Meanwhile Tony Blair, liar, thief and the people’s traitor is swanning about with his halo, clutching his rosary and bible and preaching peace and goodwill in the MIddle East. Sleazey Blair is shitting himself about the Iraq War hearings. He wants them in public and to be unsworn (not take the oath) then he can lie his head off, even in the face of irrefutable evidence, without fear of prosecution. Gordon Brown is already backing down. He needs to throw the dogs a bone and Blair is it. He’ll be picked clean, his reputation ruined for good, his hopes of a European Presidency shattered.

He should swing on the end of a rope, his head should fly across the room like Saddam Hussein’s and we should all be able to watch. Not likely though is it? He won’t even turn up for the hearings. He’ll scuttle of to the States and hide. He’s a low life war criminal, he’s been engaged in inciting torture and is responsible for tens of thousands of deaths of women and kids and the wounding and maiming of many more.

He’ll get away with it though. Slimy turds always slip round the U bend in the end, and he’s slithering off already.

Still perhaps King Charlie the third could send a letter to Barak Obama and get him back. What a hero he’d be then eh?

Tags: Gordon Brown, Iraq War, politicians, prince charles, Prince Harry, Prince William, Tony Blair

David Cameron - The Trendy Vicar

No, not really. The last Tory government got turfed out for being corrupt and fiddling. Now we know the boss of the “New” Conservatives is dodgy as well. So nothing changes. Let’s face it if the Telegraph hadn’t forked out £300,000.00 to rubbish the Labour Party The Trendy Vicar wouldn’t be paying back the money. The Telegraph definitely thought that they would destroy the Labour Party with the sleaze but it has affected the Tories more. People have long memories and don’t forget dodgy MPs. It won’t take much to remind them of John Major et al. The public aren’t as stupid as The Telegraph thinks, they know the difference between back handers and an expenses fiddle or a tax dodge. Most of them would, or more likely are, fiddle a little bit at work as it is. And they’d all like to be in the position of needing an accountant to help them to minimize their tax liability. Taking bribes most of them wouldn’t do. So the Telegraph has shot itself in the foot. By trying to damage Labour they have fatally wounded the Trendy Vicar David Cameron, his halo has slipped, his cassock is ripped and he cannot hide his Eton Chump background. But with pea brains like Simon Heffer and Boris Johnson on the team what do you expect?

The Daily Telegraph must be kicking themselves, Gordon Brown is stronger than before the scandal, he’s got a shot of winning the next election and managed to ditch most of the New Labour Blairites as well. He’s got a year to push through PR and make sure MPs cannot do outside work.  Given most Tory MPs do outside work (not to mention the crooks in the House of Lords) he couldn’t have done a better job of consolidating his own position. Of course he might lose the election, but he only needs a swing of about 5% and he’s looking at a Lib-Lab pact and an elected House of Lords and five years of a left wing government. The Tories will be fatally wounded and Cameron will be skulking back to the vicarage and a millionaire lifestyle, no need to pretend to be a grockle anymore.

No wonder Prince Charles is politicing in the background, it’ll be an elected president next time. Who’d vote for Charlie?

Exactly.

No one. Well, maybe Lord Soames and a few other sycophants. So he might get into four figures. So what?

Tags: politics, prince charles, proportional representation, The Trendy Vicar

David Cameron’s anti-German “joke” is racist?

Some would definitely say it is. I do not think he’s a racist, but if he is playing the racist card he’s played it well. It’s a finesse play. He can’t use the “N” word or the “P” word but he can parody the old Basil Fawlty routine, but without the self deprecating irony that makes that scene in Fawlty Towers so funny, and so British. Back in the fifties the Tories had a slogan : “If you want a “N” word for a neighbour vote Liberal or Labour”. Unbelievable but true I’m afraid.

David Cameron may have given himself away as a classic public school boy chump: a bit dim, cheated his way through Eton on dad’s money, got a job through dad’s friends, a bit boorish and loud, can’t hold his liqour, and doesn’t like anything or anyone that’s not English, or his understanding of what English is anyway. Failed in the city so thought he’d better dodge into the Tory party and cheat his way to the top: back stabbing, dishing out favours, playing on his chumpish and trendy vicar image.

The Trendy Vicar, more tea?

But I think it’s more subtle than that. He’s worried about UKIP and the BNP splitting the Tory vote and letting the Liberals and Labour in by the back door. So he’s played the racist and anti-European card in one hand. Take the piss out of the Germans and say they will scrap ID cards. But all the while he knows this is Tory policy too. He’s already said he’s going to scrap ID cards so we know he’s dead keen on it. He’ll blame Labour for signing “unbreakable contracts” in much the same way Tony Blair kept to Tory spending plans in his time. We all kinow Tories are spankers and they like control more than Labour. But they won’t have a referendum on Europe, even though they say they’ll have one. They like Europe, even though they say it’s crap.

They lie. But then so do Labour. We’d probably find UKIP, the BNP and The Liberals lie as well if they ever get a chance to prove it. So who to vote for in England? the Scottish Nationalists of course. They need to put candidates in every constituency and have ridiculous policies for the English, like: a referendum on Europe, banning the bomb, legalising all drugs, stopping all immigration except from within the British Isles. Split all the votes in other words, it would certainly help Scotland if England/Britain had a hung House of Commons.

 Be a bit of a wacky wheeze as The Chump might say.

Tags: David Cameron, Political Comment, Public School Boys, The Chump

Crooked MPs Fear Expenses Audit

Crooked MPs of all parties are panicking about the detailed audit of claims that is taking place. Going back several years many MPs have much to hide. The dodgiest have resigned from both Government and Opposition front benches. There is an unholy alliance between the likes of Hazel Blears, Bill Cash and David Cameron to bring down Gordon Brown so as to avoid this audit.

Gordon Brown is surrounded by enemies because he is fundamentally honest. He might not admit error easily but at least he doesn’t nick our money. Of course David Cameron is vulnerable here as are many in the opposition. The last time they got turfed out it was because of “Tory Sleaze”, “Cash for Questions” and so on. They haven’t changed, look at Lord Ashcroft, he doesn’t even pay UK tax and he’s effectively an ex-pat but gives money to the Tories and he’s even Deputy Chairman of that party. Dodgy or what?

The irony is that Hazel Blears and her ilk are probably thinking about voting against the Government on the no confidence motion next week to either get revenge or try and save their own skins.

David Cameron and the Tory press are frantically trying to engineer a popular movement for an early General Election precisely because the MPs’ expenses audit will be so damaging. John Hutton has decided to abandon ship as well. Wonder why?

If Gordon Brown can hang on he’ll expose the corruption of some of his own MPs as a price worth paying to destroy Cameron and bring in Proportional Representation. The Tories know this means they’ll never see the inside of Number Ten again if electoral reform makes it through Parliament.

Brown’s real problem is that he has over estimated the integrity of his colleagues. Tony Blair set the low bar as far as propriety is concerned and a lot of them, like Blears, have followed suit and been caught with their fingers in the till. If there are too many they’ll get him out and a new leader will take a different tack on the expenses. Words like “we need to draw a line under it and mover on” and blah-de-blah-blah etc.

As for James Purnell - scab, traitor, greedy pig who got caught with a hell of a lot more to hide.

Tags: Bent MPs, Political Comment

David Cameron Rejects Electoral Reform

Predictably David “The Chump” Cameron has rejected proportional representation. He was hardly likely to vote for permanent opposition was he? As predicted by T.H.E. Ranter here on this very blog PR has now become a hot political issue. New Labour will disappear without it and that’s a fact. Brown has a chance to sack all the expenses cheats from cabinet and government and have a team of squeaky clean ministers. Cameron cannot do the same.

The Tories were corrupt in government and are corrupt in opposition. The chump Cameron is now wittering on about Europe, through William “baseball cap” Hague, the putative saviour of the pound and doomed anti-European. The Tories have to take on UKIP on their own ground and become overtly xenophobic and racist whilst paying lip service to equality for women. Bill Cash a feminist? Har de ha ha! Not likely is it? Unless thieving thousands for his daughter is feminist. This is Cameron’s problem: the worst thieves are all rich, fat and male Tories. They all seem anti-European, anti-poor, anti-women, anti-poofter, anti-everything except their own wallets.  

Don’t get me wrong I can see that Labour are useless, but remember the Tories, they were even worse and haven’t changed one jot in opposition. Do you really want a pair of Etonian twits running the place? These private school dimwits are dim for a reason: private schools are rife with cheating. They get copies of the exams and the teachers help the kids do their assessed work. They have to as most guarantee results and the teachers get paid bonuses for results. The upshot is that you have a new elite class of confident idiots who cheated their way into the legal, medical and financial professions. Now you know why the credit crunch happened: they can’t do maths because they all cheated.

As for the Liberal democrats, Thingy Clegg seems okay but no one takes him seriously: he has no presence. Vince Cable values his status as plausible pundit too much to get dirty enough to take on the leadership and thingy Huhne fiddled his expenses to get a trouser press!

Now if the Scottish Nationalists had a sense of humour and some common sense they’d put up a few MPs in the North of England with the aim of expanding their territory. They seem to be honest at least and they stand up for the average Scot, I’d vote for them anyday over the jerks in England. Even Plaid Cymru would do a better job of it.

I see Prince Charles is going to France. Sticking his nose in now he is. How many votes did he or his mum get then? None.

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