Loud Mouthed Retired UK Generals Lord Guthrie and Sir Richard Dannatt are Traitors

Lord Guthrie is a traitor to his men and his country. To criticise the government to curry favour with David Cameron undermines the trust and confidence that his men are entitled to expect.

But let’s face it General Guthrie wouldn’t know one end of a rifle from another, unless of course it had an arse at one end he could stick his tongue up. Two-faced crawlers like Lord Guthrie have grovelled their way to the top and avoided any risk of physical harm. His useless decisions are the cause of many soldiers’ deaths. To seek to blame a hapless politician like Gordon Brown is simply further cowardice on his part. That Sir Richard Dannatt fellow is just as gutless of course and just as responsible for betraying his men.

They both need white feathers, cowards, whiners and losers that they are.

Tags: Cowards

Lord Ashcroft’s Criminal Connections

Bob, the chap with one leg who lives three doors down, bumped into me this morning and he reckons that Lord Ashcroft made all his money from selling cocaine from Belize to the Russian Mafia and then cleaned it all through a network of offshore companies ably assisted by George Osborne and his relatives, who used about thirty million quid to buy a few peerages and a good few changes in the law, helped by the likes of Lord Taylor, who sell their services cheap at a hundred grand a throw.

When I stopped laughing, I said “No, he’s as straight as a die Ashcroft is, there’s no Tory sleaze now you know, they’ve cleaned up their act and David Cameron doesn’t take drugs any more either, except at Christmas, err, and Easter and the odd weekend. But he doesn’t shoot up, no just snorts it. Oh yes and he always sucks on a polo when he does it. Especially if he’s driving.” Bob laughed and laughed.

Vote Tory I say. At least they’re honest about their dishonesty and stick their fingers up at us all blatantly, in an honest and straightforward way. They are clear that they will say whatever it takes to win and then renege on all of it and not give a toss about what we all think. They’ll blatantly focus on putting their hands in the till - just like Maggie, Ken Clarke, Heseltine and the last bunch of Tory “grandees” did. Of course just like those three they’ll fall out over the money, and pretend it’s all about helicopters or inner cities. But you know what you get when you vote Tory: shafted.

Tags: Dickheads