Corrupt Minister & Dodgy Oil Company

Same old story. Same old Tories.

Anyone who thinks that Alan Duncan and those in Government who facilitated the deal didn’t benefit financially are living in cloud cuckoo land. Of course no one can say it apart from a litigation magnet.

Now we know why the British forces have been deployed at the cost of billions: so some bent politicos, civil servants  and oil company execs can have a nice pay day.  Sod the taxpayers,  the voters and who gives a monkey’s about the Libyans?

Same old story. Same old Tories.

Budget 2010 - Nick Clegg Dishonest

In the 2010 Budget George Osbourne confirms the status of himself, David Cameron and Nick Clegg as liars.

Nick Clegg has deceived the British public. He secretly negotiated the VAT increase knowing that he was going to break his promise in his own manifesto. Millionaire Clegg, a Tory in all but name, trumpeted his credentials as a normal guy with a couple of kids, whose wife “had to” go to work, and who fully understood the needs of our kids in the education system.

So what does he do for our kids then?

Scraps the trust funds, scraps child tax credits for many, freezes child benefit for years, cuts the education budget by 25%, scraps Sure Start Maternity Grants, puts up VAT, cuts teachers’ pay, cuts teachers’ pensions, puts up tuition fees for students and generally craps all over our kids.

Oh yeah, I forgot, “we’re all in it together”. Not likely. That bloater George Osbourne won’t do without any chips will he? Or that tubby retard David Cameron and his plain Jane doormat. As for liar Clegg, well he won’t notice any difference at all and neither wil his kids.

Most other folk will.

Still, now you know, a Liberal Democrat vote isn’t a wasted vote, or a vote for whacky ideas like legalising drugs (at least it’s interesting). No it’s a TORY vote. So next time if you’re thinking of voting Lib Dem just remember you’re voting for that tubby little ponse George Osbourne and his plump mate Dave et al.

So now there really is no-one to vote for, so why bother? The government always win and they always turn out to be dishonest crooks like Nick Clegg and his cronies in the cabinet. Still, they don’t care they’ll make millions, they always seem to. Don’t they?

Tags: Nick Clegg

Lord Ashcroft’s Criminal Connections

Bob, the chap with one leg who lives three doors down, bumped into me this morning and he reckons that Lord Ashcroft made all his money from selling cocaine from Belize to the Russian Mafia and then cleaned it all through a network of offshore companies ably assisted by George Osborne and his relatives, who used about thirty million quid to buy a few peerages and a good few changes in the law, helped by the likes of Lord Taylor, who sell their services cheap at a hundred grand a throw.

When I stopped laughing, I said “No, he’s as straight as a die Ashcroft is, there’s no Tory sleaze now you know, they’ve cleaned up their act and David Cameron doesn’t take drugs any more either, except at Christmas, err, and Easter and the odd weekend. But he doesn’t shoot up, no just snorts it. Oh yes and he always sucks on a polo when he does it. Especially if he’s driving.” Bob laughed and laughed.

Vote Tory I say. At least they’re honest about their dishonesty and stick their fingers up at us all blatantly, in an honest and straightforward way. They are clear that they will say whatever it takes to win and then renege on all of it and not give a toss about what we all think. They’ll blatantly focus on putting their hands in the till - just like Maggie, Ken Clarke, Heseltine and the last bunch of Tory “grandees” did. Of course just like those three they’ll fall out over the money, and pretend it’s all about helicopters or inner cities. But you know what you get when you vote Tory: shafted.

Tags: Dickheads

David Cameron - The Trendy Vicar

No, not really. The last Tory government got turfed out for being corrupt and fiddling. Now we know the boss of the “New” Conservatives is dodgy as well. So nothing changes. Let’s face it if the Telegraph hadn’t forked out £300,000.00 to rubbish the Labour Party The Trendy Vicar wouldn’t be paying back the money. The Telegraph definitely thought that they would destroy the Labour Party with the sleaze but it has affected the Tories more. People have long memories and don’t forget dodgy MPs. It won’t take much to remind them of John Major et al. The public aren’t as stupid as The Telegraph thinks, they know the difference between back handers and an expenses fiddle or a tax dodge. Most of them would, or more likely are, fiddle a little bit at work as it is. And they’d all like to be in the position of needing an accountant to help them to minimize their tax liability. Taking bribes most of them wouldn’t do. So the Telegraph has shot itself in the foot. By trying to damage Labour they have fatally wounded the Trendy Vicar David Cameron, his halo has slipped, his cassock is ripped and he cannot hide his Eton Chump background. But with pea brains like Simon Heffer and Boris Johnson on the team what do you expect?

The Daily Telegraph must be kicking themselves, Gordon Brown is stronger than before the scandal, he’s got a shot of winning the next election and managed to ditch most of the New Labour Blairites as well. He’s got a year to push through PR and make sure MPs cannot do outside work.  Given most Tory MPs do outside work (not to mention the crooks in the House of Lords) he couldn’t have done a better job of consolidating his own position. Of course he might lose the election, but he only needs a swing of about 5% and he’s looking at a Lib-Lab pact and an elected House of Lords and five years of a left wing government. The Tories will be fatally wounded and Cameron will be skulking back to the vicarage and a millionaire lifestyle, no need to pretend to be a grockle anymore.

No wonder Prince Charles is politicing in the background, it’ll be an elected president next time. Who’d vote for Charlie?

Exactly.

No one. Well, maybe Lord Soames and a few other sycophants. So he might get into four figures. So what?

Tags: politics, prince charles, proportional representation, The Trendy Vicar

David Cameron’s anti-German “joke” is racist?

Some would definitely say it is. I do not think he’s a racist, but if he is playing the racist card he’s played it well. It’s a finesse play. He can’t use the “N” word or the “P” word but he can parody the old Basil Fawlty routine, but without the self deprecating irony that makes that scene in Fawlty Towers so funny, and so British. Back in the fifties the Tories had a slogan : “If you want a “N” word for a neighbour vote Liberal or Labour”. Unbelievable but true I’m afraid.

David Cameron may have given himself away as a classic public school boy chump: a bit dim, cheated his way through Eton on dad’s money, got a job through dad’s friends, a bit boorish and loud, can’t hold his liqour, and doesn’t like anything or anyone that’s not English, or his understanding of what English is anyway. Failed in the city so thought he’d better dodge into the Tory party and cheat his way to the top: back stabbing, dishing out favours, playing on his chumpish and trendy vicar image.

The Trendy Vicar, more tea?

But I think it’s more subtle than that. He’s worried about UKIP and the BNP splitting the Tory vote and letting the Liberals and Labour in by the back door. So he’s played the racist and anti-European card in one hand. Take the piss out of the Germans and say they will scrap ID cards. But all the while he knows this is Tory policy too. He’s already said he’s going to scrap ID cards so we know he’s dead keen on it. He’ll blame Labour for signing “unbreakable contracts” in much the same way Tony Blair kept to Tory spending plans in his time. We all kinow Tories are spankers and they like control more than Labour. But they won’t have a referendum on Europe, even though they say they’ll have one. They like Europe, even though they say it’s crap.

They lie. But then so do Labour. We’d probably find UKIP, the BNP and The Liberals lie as well if they ever get a chance to prove it. So who to vote for in England? the Scottish Nationalists of course. They need to put candidates in every constituency and have ridiculous policies for the English, like: a referendum on Europe, banning the bomb, legalising all drugs, stopping all immigration except from within the British Isles. Split all the votes in other words, it would certainly help Scotland if England/Britain had a hung House of Commons.

 Be a bit of a wacky wheeze as The Chump might say.

Tags: David Cameron, Political Comment, Public School Boys, The Chump

Crooked MPs Fear Expenses Audit

Crooked MPs of all parties are panicking about the detailed audit of claims that is taking place. Going back several years many MPs have much to hide. The dodgiest have resigned from both Government and Opposition front benches. There is an unholy alliance between the likes of Hazel Blears, Bill Cash and David Cameron to bring down Gordon Brown so as to avoid this audit.

Gordon Brown is surrounded by enemies because he is fundamentally honest. He might not admit error easily but at least he doesn’t nick our money. Of course David Cameron is vulnerable here as are many in the opposition. The last time they got turfed out it was because of “Tory Sleaze”, “Cash for Questions” and so on. They haven’t changed, look at Lord Ashcroft, he doesn’t even pay UK tax and he’s effectively an ex-pat but gives money to the Tories and he’s even Deputy Chairman of that party. Dodgy or what?

The irony is that Hazel Blears and her ilk are probably thinking about voting against the Government on the no confidence motion next week to either get revenge or try and save their own skins.

David Cameron and the Tory press are frantically trying to engineer a popular movement for an early General Election precisely because the MPs’ expenses audit will be so damaging. John Hutton has decided to abandon ship as well. Wonder why?

If Gordon Brown can hang on he’ll expose the corruption of some of his own MPs as a price worth paying to destroy Cameron and bring in Proportional Representation. The Tories know this means they’ll never see the inside of Number Ten again if electoral reform makes it through Parliament.

Brown’s real problem is that he has over estimated the integrity of his colleagues. Tony Blair set the low bar as far as propriety is concerned and a lot of them, like Blears, have followed suit and been caught with their fingers in the till. If there are too many they’ll get him out and a new leader will take a different tack on the expenses. Words like “we need to draw a line under it and mover on” and blah-de-blah-blah etc.

As for James Purnell - scab, traitor, greedy pig who got caught with a hell of a lot more to hide.

Tags: Bent MPs, Political Comment