Raoul Moat - Freedom Fighter

Raoul Moat, freedom fighter, vigilante hero, and loveable rogue is still on his holidays in Rothbury. The flat footed coppers in Northumbria are having lots of fun hiking about in the woods playing hide and seek with each other. Even the MOD has joined in, Harrier Jump Jets are screeching across the skies of Northumberland like frenzied banshees to catch this folk hero.

Of course millions of men up and down the country will be watching this story struggling to agree with the condemnatory comments spouted by the media, and of course the hapless flat foots everywhere. No wonder he cannot be caught - pissed off blokes, with no role, no respect, no money and no job are well pleased at this story. Serves the silly cow right and as for the cuckolding “new partner” who’d want him bathing their daughter, should’ve known better. And the copper who got shot? Lucky to be breathing and what about the dozens who the flat foots “accidentally” kill every year then?

Of course such seditious talk is unacceptable. But then again…..perhaps he is just a have a go hero eh? Just dodging the dibble as normal eh?

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Budget 2010 - Nick Clegg Dishonest

In the 2010 Budget George Osbourne confirms the status of himself, David Cameron and Nick Clegg as liars.

Nick Clegg has deceived the British public. He secretly negotiated the VAT increase knowing that he was going to break his promise in his own manifesto. Millionaire Clegg, a Tory in all but name, trumpeted his credentials as a normal guy with a couple of kids, whose wife “had to” go to work, and who fully understood the needs of our kids in the education system.

So what does he do for our kids then?

Scraps the trust funds, scraps child tax credits for many, freezes child benefit for years, cuts the education budget by 25%, scraps Sure Start Maternity Grants, puts up VAT, cuts teachers’ pay, cuts teachers’ pensions, puts up tuition fees for students and generally craps all over our kids.

Oh yeah, I forgot, “we’re all in it together”. Not likely. That bloater George Osbourne won’t do without any chips will he? Or that tubby retard David Cameron and his plain Jane doormat. As for liar Clegg, well he won’t notice any difference at all and neither wil his kids.

Most other folk will.

Still, now you know, a Liberal Democrat vote isn’t a wasted vote, or a vote for whacky ideas like legalising drugs (at least it’s interesting). No it’s a TORY vote. So next time if you’re thinking of voting Lib Dem just remember you’re voting for that tubby little ponse George Osbourne and his plump mate Dave et al.

So now there really is no-one to vote for, so why bother? The government always win and they always turn out to be dishonest crooks like Nick Clegg and his cronies in the cabinet. Still, they don’t care they’ll make millions, they always seem to. Don’t they?

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David Laws - Liar, Thief & Hypocrite

He says he didn’t want to disclose his gay sexuality. Why claim at all then? Because he’s dishonest is why.

He should resign and be the first MP to be sacked by his constituents.

New politics? Same old bollix more like. Same old Tory sleaze. Sorry, Liberal-Tory sleaze

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Loud Mouthed Retired UK Generals Lord Guthrie and Sir Richard Dannatt are Traitors

Lord Guthrie is a traitor to his men and his country. To criticise the government to curry favour with David Cameron undermines the trust and confidence that his men are entitled to expect.

But let’s face it General Guthrie wouldn’t know one end of a rifle from another, unless of course it had an arse at one end he could stick his tongue up. Two-faced crawlers like Lord Guthrie have grovelled their way to the top and avoided any risk of physical harm. His useless decisions are the cause of many soldiers’ deaths. To seek to blame a hapless politician like Gordon Brown is simply further cowardice on his part. That Sir Richard Dannatt fellow is just as gutless of course and just as responsible for betraying his men.

They both need white feathers, cowards, whiners and losers that they are.

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Lord Ashcroft’s Criminal Connections

Bob, the chap with one leg who lives three doors down, bumped into me this morning and he reckons that Lord Ashcroft made all his money from selling cocaine from Belize to the Russian Mafia and then cleaned it all through a network of offshore companies ably assisted by George Osborne and his relatives, who used about thirty million quid to buy a few peerages and a good few changes in the law, helped by the likes of Lord Taylor, who sell their services cheap at a hundred grand a throw.

When I stopped laughing, I said “No, he’s as straight as a die Ashcroft is, there’s no Tory sleaze now you know, they’ve cleaned up their act and David Cameron doesn’t take drugs any more either, except at Christmas, err, and Easter and the odd weekend. But he doesn’t shoot up, no just snorts it. Oh yes and he always sucks on a polo when he does it. Especially if he’s driving.” Bob laughed and laughed.

Vote Tory I say. At least they’re honest about their dishonesty and stick their fingers up at us all blatantly, in an honest and straightforward way. They are clear that they will say whatever it takes to win and then renege on all of it and not give a toss about what we all think. They’ll blatantly focus on putting their hands in the till - just like Maggie, Ken Clarke, Heseltine and the last bunch of Tory “grandees” did. Of course just like those three they’ll fall out over the money, and pretend it’s all about helicopters or inner cities. But you know what you get when you vote Tory: shafted.

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David Cameron and George Osborne are finished.

To squander a twenty point lead is pretty useless. The reason? They can’t be honest. They’d plunge the UK back in time to the eighties: millions on the dole, soaring crime rates, relationship breakdown, homophobia, misogyny, racism - and more.

What a chump.

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Terry Pratchett - Top Yourself Now Mate!

Dickheads like Terry Pratchett and that other attention seeker Debbie Purdy - “the MS Woman” - need to learn to shut up. Now I know it’s a bummer knowing you’re going to die. We all know we’re all going to die though, and I for one am not whingeing on about dying when I want. If I were to do so though I would say I don’t want to die until 2929 or 9999 or whatever - none of us really wants to die because most of us are scared of the whole idea of it.

These two “celebrities” are desperate for their deaths “to mean something” well I’m sorry but they won’t -  apart from the fact that you’ll be dead. I’m sorry Terry but you really aren’t that important, yes you write books, yes you’re fairly famous, and yes you wear a daft hat, but a hundred years from now you’ll be Terry Who?

As for you Ms Purdy this whole idea that your partner should be allowed to kill you is bollocks. If you can’t trust him to do it discretely without shouting from the roof tops about how unfair it all is that you’re going to die get another partner.

Both of these people are saying that they don’t want to die now but will want to die later on. But later on they won’t know what planet they’re on so how can they say that the persona that they will be then will want to die? They can’t. What they are really arguing is that we should be able to bind ourselves to being killed at a later date in a given set of circumstances. This is fallacious. In the same way that Parliament cannot bind itself neither can todays psyche bind tomorrow’s. If they want to choose when to die they’ll need to do it themsleves while thay can - dodge round to Boots and buy 50 paracetamol, then nip into an off licence and buy a bottle of brandy then consume it all. This is of course the answer. But what they are really doing is cowardly because they are seeking to condemn the persona that they will be when that persona has no chance to defend him or herself.

Euthanasia is dangerous and will be misused, anyone with a fully funtioning brain knows that. Terry Pratchett should shut up and top himself while he can take responsibility for himself. Instead he is campaigning for the deaths of thousands of old and disabled people who will be judged to be “deserving” of an early death. There are six billion of us on the planet the loss of Pratchett, Purdy or me will mean nothing, nothing at all.

Norman Tebbit - Thick as Pigsh*t

If it weren’t bad enough that Norman Tebbit is a racist old bigot who thinks all vegetarians are poofters and karma is bollocks it’s now clear he’s actually still breathing - although only just. If it weren’t enough that his policies and those of his equally thick colleagues in the Thatcher Government directly led to his wife being crippled by the IRA, he now thinks the war in Iraq was legal! What? Are you serious Norman? Karma is a potent force. Remember Thatcher going on about being sick of people drooling on about caring? Well she’s the one doing the drooling now - nutty as a fruitcake by all accounts. To say that the Iraq war was legal is just plain bollocks. Now I know Noman likes a bit of attention and he waffles on in his ill informed way about socialism and private enterprise and all the usual Working Class Hero Tory tripe - you know - my dad got on his bike and blah de blah de f**king blah etc - but to say that the war in Iraq was legal is like saying a dried out squashed hedgehog on the A5 has a good chance of survival. Does he know what he means by the word “legal”? I doubt he’s even thought about it, he’s ignorant you see, never read much as a youngster and grovelled his way to the top by kissing ass 24/7/365. He’s never had time to give a second thought to his rantings and simply likes annoying people - err - a bit like me really but a twat.

Norman Tebbit - cretin.

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One of Murdoch’s scabs is splattering pus all  over our beloved auntie. Now we all know that Rupert Murdoch and his scabs are not exactly egalitarian. Whilst the senior scab professes to be a republican what that means is that he wants to be the king.  King Rupert.

The best news that the UK has had is that the Murdoch “empire” is buggered. There’s no way the silly old sod will make people pay to read online newsprint. No way. Ho ho I say. The Internet is free dummy. If the scabs want to keep picking on sundry minorities: gays, non-whites, non-christians and so on, well they’ll have to get used to splattering their pus about for free. Having a go at the BBC is just weak. But the chump - David Cameron - he’ll be for sale like Blair was, so Murdoch will just buy another gutless politician and keep his whole army of racist, soft cock journalists and his scab kids in jobs they don’t deserve and can’t do very well.

Still, at least the nasty old sod will be dead soone eh? His kids will be useless without him. And that will be that.

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Rupert Murdoch’s Racists Crucify Michael Jackson and Pick Over The Bones

People who take Rupert Murdoch’s money are sell outs, racists, sexists, homophobes and the confused deluded.

They have been scratching their heads in confusion. A black man who was the most popular and arguably most talented popular entertainer in history but who (in the Sun’s view, and those who work there) was a paedophile who got away with it is being eulogised all over the world. His passing is being mourned by millions. The Sun reporters believed, because they are thick, that if they think something, or have racist views, sexist views, homophobe views, hate disabled people and think anyone who disagrees with them is a pervert, that they are always right and “white van man” agrees.

Rupert Murdoch got where he is because of his Dad, Rupert’s kids got where they are because of their Dad. They are all thick because of it and employ thick bigots to kick around.

People don’t actually go along with their views. Most other people are decent and good, kind and compassionate. One can only believe that the average Sun reporter, Daily Mail Reporter, Daily Express, Daliy Sport reporters, et al, are so cocooned from the world and so paranoid in their feelings of racist supremacy that they actually believe that because people buy their papers (less and less of them every day mind you) that they agree with them. Wack Wack Ooops! How thick is that. Some people will do anything for money though.

Michael Jackson was acquitted because twelve good, decent and honest folk on a jury, who heard all the evidence believed he was not guilty. The one thing that these racist reporters do have in common with mainstream caompassionate humanity is that they don’t like paedophiles, no one does, not even other paedophiles. It matters not who you are, what your celebrity status is, a paedophile allegation in a court is hard to beat unless the person is innocent. Never mind reasonable doubt (what’s that anyway?) it’s a kid’s word against a man. Gary Glitter was convicted and was guilty. Micheal Jackson was acquitted because he was innocent.

But The Sun knew better of course, so they and their kind hounded the man, ridiculed and shunned him, drove him to despair and isolation, drugs and depression. They killed three kids’ Dad. They are no better than the scum who stab teenagers or kill dads for no reason.

What goes round comes round. You’ll get yours matey.

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