Budget 2010 - Nick Clegg Dishonest

In the 2010 Budget George Osbourne confirms the status of himself, David Cameron and Nick Clegg as liars.

Nick Clegg has deceived the British public. He secretly negotiated the VAT increase knowing that he was going to break his promise in his own manifesto. Millionaire Clegg, a Tory in all but name, trumpeted his credentials as a normal guy with a couple of kids, whose wife “had to” go to work, and who fully understood the needs of our kids in the education system.

So what does he do for our kids then?

Scraps the trust funds, scraps child tax credits for many, freezes child benefit for years, cuts the education budget by 25%, scraps Sure Start Maternity Grants, puts up VAT, cuts teachers’ pay, cuts teachers’ pensions, puts up tuition fees for students and generally craps all over our kids.

Oh yeah, I forgot, “we’re all in it together”. Not likely. That bloater George Osbourne won’t do without any chips will he? Or that tubby retard David Cameron and his plain Jane doormat. As for liar Clegg, well he won’t notice any difference at all and neither wil his kids.

Most other folk will.

Still, now you know, a Liberal Democrat vote isn’t a wasted vote, or a vote for whacky ideas like legalising drugs (at least it’s interesting). No it’s a TORY vote. So next time if you’re thinking of voting Lib Dem just remember you’re voting for that tubby little ponse George Osbourne and his plump mate Dave et al.

So now there really is no-one to vote for, so why bother? The government always win and they always turn out to be dishonest crooks like Nick Clegg and his cronies in the cabinet. Still, they don’t care they’ll make millions, they always seem to. Don’t they?

Tags: Nick Clegg

David Cameron craps himself in front of millions

David Cameron craps himself in front of millions during the television debates! The chump fluffed it. He looked scared shitless. Just because the chump can hump don’t me he can bump. Gordon Brown laughed his head off at him and Nick Clegg couldn’t believe his luck.

Cameron blew it; he had it won a year ago and in the last three months has visibly crumbled. All that time on the nest with ” Sam Cam” has obviously taken its toll. Still she’s not bad so you can’t blame the lad. But he is a lightweight. He won’t win now.

Tags: The Chump

Loud Mouthed Retired UK Generals Lord Guthrie and Sir Richard Dannatt are Traitors

Lord Guthrie is a traitor to his men and his country. To criticise the government to curry favour with David Cameron undermines the trust and confidence that his men are entitled to expect.

But let’s face it General Guthrie wouldn’t know one end of a rifle from another, unless of course it had an arse at one end he could stick his tongue up. Two-faced crawlers like Lord Guthrie have grovelled their way to the top and avoided any risk of physical harm. His useless decisions are the cause of many soldiers’ deaths. To seek to blame a hapless politician like Gordon Brown is simply further cowardice on his part. That Sir Richard Dannatt fellow is just as gutless of course and just as responsible for betraying his men.

They both need white feathers, cowards, whiners and losers that they are.

Tags: Cowards

Lord Ashcroft’s Criminal Connections

Bob, the chap with one leg who lives three doors down, bumped into me this morning and he reckons that Lord Ashcroft made all his money from selling cocaine from Belize to the Russian Mafia and then cleaned it all through a network of offshore companies ably assisted by George Osborne and his relatives, who used about thirty million quid to buy a few peerages and a good few changes in the law, helped by the likes of Lord Taylor, who sell their services cheap at a hundred grand a throw.

When I stopped laughing, I said “No, he’s as straight as a die Ashcroft is, there’s no Tory sleaze now you know, they’ve cleaned up their act and David Cameron doesn’t take drugs any more either, except at Christmas, err, and Easter and the odd weekend. But he doesn’t shoot up, no just snorts it. Oh yes and he always sucks on a polo when he does it. Especially if he’s driving.” Bob laughed and laughed.

Vote Tory I say. At least they’re honest about their dishonesty and stick their fingers up at us all blatantly, in an honest and straightforward way. They are clear that they will say whatever it takes to win and then renege on all of it and not give a toss about what we all think. They’ll blatantly focus on putting their hands in the till - just like Maggie, Ken Clarke, Heseltine and the last bunch of Tory “grandees” did. Of course just like those three they’ll fall out over the money, and pretend it’s all about helicopters or inner cities. But you know what you get when you vote Tory: shafted.

Tags: Dickheads

David Cameron and George Osborne are finished.

To squander a twenty point lead is pretty useless. The reason? They can’t be honest. They’d plunge the UK back in time to the eighties: millions on the dole, soaring crime rates, relationship breakdown, homophobia, misogyny, racism - and more.

What a chump.

Tags: Chump

Norman Tebbit - Thick as Pigsh*t

If it weren’t bad enough that Norman Tebbit is a racist old bigot who thinks all vegetarians are poofters and karma is bollocks it’s now clear he’s actually still breathing - although only just. If it weren’t enough that his policies and those of his equally thick colleagues in the Thatcher Government directly led to his wife being crippled by the IRA, he now thinks the war in Iraq was legal! What? Are you serious Norman? Karma is a potent force. Remember Thatcher going on about being sick of people drooling on about caring? Well she’s the one doing the drooling now - nutty as a fruitcake by all accounts. To say that the Iraq war was legal is just plain bollocks. Now I know Noman likes a bit of attention and he waffles on in his ill informed way about socialism and private enterprise and all the usual Working Class Hero Tory tripe - you know - my dad got on his bike and blah de blah de f**king blah etc - but to say that the war in Iraq was legal is like saying a dried out squashed hedgehog on the A5 has a good chance of survival. Does he know what he means by the word “legal”? I doubt he’s even thought about it, he’s ignorant you see, never read much as a youngster and grovelled his way to the top by kissing ass 24/7/365. He’s never had time to give a second thought to his rantings and simply likes annoying people - err - a bit like me really but a twat.

Norman Tebbit - cretin.

Tags: dickhead

David Cameron exploits tortured boys’ misery

David Cameron today plumbed new depths when exploiting the torture of two young boys. Arguing that it was symptomatic of “broken Britain”. He seems to forget Jamie Bulger’s murder happened on his predecessor’s watch. The problem with Cameron is that he’s thick, but worse than that is the fact that he thinks the rest of us are as well. He’s got a baseball cap as a deputy, a complete dimwit as a chancellor-in-waiting and that buffoon Iain Duncan Smith telling the people of “broken Britain” how to manage and run families, as if they were a regiment. Of course what these privileged cretins really mean by “Broken Britain” is the population of council estates, sorry “social housing”. The problem is of course overcrowding and a lack of resources. It was the same when the Tories ruled. And remember the Tories messed up the Bulger case by abusing the perpetrators’ human rights so they had to be released early. At least these two child-torturers have been dealt with properly and we can keep them locked up for at least fifty years.

T.H.E. Ranter had thought that David “The Chump” Cameron was at least a decent man. Well he’s neither decent nor a man. He makes political capital out of the death of his son - how “broken” is that? I mean, does his wife go along with it? Iain Duncan Smith should remember that even the landed gentry and Old Etonian chumps are just as capable of cruelty to children - dead or alive.

Tags: Broken Britain, David Cameron, The Chump

Prince William has been talking to gangs that kill people. No not his mates in the forces, no he’s been getting down with the kids on the streets, the ones who have more guns and are better at using them than the Army. He says he’s learned a lot. Phew, well at least he’s sorted out the ages old problem of young men in gangs then. The level of politicing that the royal family are engaged in at the minute is on the increase. Next it’ll be Prince Harry going on about absent fathers and solving that hoary old chestnut, then step mum Camilla will be talking about the sanctity of marriage, the importance of “the family” and the sad decline in moral standards and the way modern people have no sense of loyalty and duty any more.

Meanwhile Tony Blair, liar, thief and the people’s traitor is swanning about with his halo, clutching his rosary and bible and preaching peace and goodwill in the MIddle East. Sleazey Blair is shitting himself about the Iraq War hearings. He wants them in public and to be unsworn (not take the oath) then he can lie his head off, even in the face of irrefutable evidence, without fear of prosecution. Gordon Brown is already backing down. He needs to throw the dogs a bone and Blair is it. He’ll be picked clean, his reputation ruined for good, his hopes of a European Presidency shattered.

He should swing on the end of a rope, his head should fly across the room like Saddam Hussein’s and we should all be able to watch. Not likely though is it? He won’t even turn up for the hearings. He’ll scuttle of to the States and hide. He’s a low life war criminal, he’s been engaged in inciting torture and is responsible for tens of thousands of deaths of women and kids and the wounding and maiming of many more.

He’ll get away with it though. Slimy turds always slip round the U bend in the end, and he’s slithering off already.

Still perhaps King Charlie the third could send a letter to Barak Obama and get him back. What a hero he’d be then eh?

Tags: Gordon Brown, Iraq War, politicians, prince charles, Prince Harry, Prince William, Tony Blair

David Cameron’s anti-German “joke” is racist?

Some would definitely say it is. I do not think he’s a racist, but if he is playing the racist card he’s played it well. It’s a finesse play. He can’t use the “N” word or the “P” word but he can parody the old Basil Fawlty routine, but without the self deprecating irony that makes that scene in Fawlty Towers so funny, and so British. Back in the fifties the Tories had a slogan : “If you want a “N” word for a neighbour vote Liberal or Labour”. Unbelievable but true I’m afraid.

David Cameron may have given himself away as a classic public school boy chump: a bit dim, cheated his way through Eton on dad’s money, got a job through dad’s friends, a bit boorish and loud, can’t hold his liqour, and doesn’t like anything or anyone that’s not English, or his understanding of what English is anyway. Failed in the city so thought he’d better dodge into the Tory party and cheat his way to the top: back stabbing, dishing out favours, playing on his chumpish and trendy vicar image.

The Trendy Vicar, more tea?

But I think it’s more subtle than that. He’s worried about UKIP and the BNP splitting the Tory vote and letting the Liberals and Labour in by the back door. So he’s played the racist and anti-European card in one hand. Take the piss out of the Germans and say they will scrap ID cards. But all the while he knows this is Tory policy too. He’s already said he’s going to scrap ID cards so we know he’s dead keen on it. He’ll blame Labour for signing “unbreakable contracts” in much the same way Tony Blair kept to Tory spending plans in his time. We all kinow Tories are spankers and they like control more than Labour. But they won’t have a referendum on Europe, even though they say they’ll have one. They like Europe, even though they say it’s crap.

They lie. But then so do Labour. We’d probably find UKIP, the BNP and The Liberals lie as well if they ever get a chance to prove it. So who to vote for in England? the Scottish Nationalists of course. They need to put candidates in every constituency and have ridiculous policies for the English, like: a referendum on Europe, banning the bomb, legalising all drugs, stopping all immigration except from within the British Isles. Split all the votes in other words, it would certainly help Scotland if England/Britain had a hung House of Commons.

 Be a bit of a wacky wheeze as The Chump might say.

Tags: David Cameron, Political Comment, Public School Boys, The Chump

Crooked MPs Fear Expenses Audit

Crooked MPs of all parties are panicking about the detailed audit of claims that is taking place. Going back several years many MPs have much to hide. The dodgiest have resigned from both Government and Opposition front benches. There is an unholy alliance between the likes of Hazel Blears, Bill Cash and David Cameron to bring down Gordon Brown so as to avoid this audit.

Gordon Brown is surrounded by enemies because he is fundamentally honest. He might not admit error easily but at least he doesn’t nick our money. Of course David Cameron is vulnerable here as are many in the opposition. The last time they got turfed out it was because of “Tory Sleaze”, “Cash for Questions” and so on. They haven’t changed, look at Lord Ashcroft, he doesn’t even pay UK tax and he’s effectively an ex-pat but gives money to the Tories and he’s even Deputy Chairman of that party. Dodgy or what?

The irony is that Hazel Blears and her ilk are probably thinking about voting against the Government on the no confidence motion next week to either get revenge or try and save their own skins.

David Cameron and the Tory press are frantically trying to engineer a popular movement for an early General Election precisely because the MPs’ expenses audit will be so damaging. John Hutton has decided to abandon ship as well. Wonder why?

If Gordon Brown can hang on he’ll expose the corruption of some of his own MPs as a price worth paying to destroy Cameron and bring in Proportional Representation. The Tories know this means they’ll never see the inside of Number Ten again if electoral reform makes it through Parliament.

Brown’s real problem is that he has over estimated the integrity of his colleagues. Tony Blair set the low bar as far as propriety is concerned and a lot of them, like Blears, have followed suit and been caught with their fingers in the till. If there are too many they’ll get him out and a new leader will take a different tack on the expenses. Words like “we need to draw a line under it and mover on” and blah-de-blah-blah etc.

As for James Purnell - scab, traitor, greedy pig who got caught with a hell of a lot more to hide.

Tags: Bent MPs, Political Comment