Norman Tebbit - Thick as Pigsh*t

If it weren’t bad enough that Norman Tebbit is a racist old bigot who thinks all vegetarians are poofters and karma is bollocks it’s now clear he’s actually still breathing - although only just. If it weren’t enough that his policies and those of his equally thick colleagues in the Thatcher Government directly led to his wife being crippled by the IRA, he now thinks the war in Iraq was legal! What? Are you serious Norman? Karma is a potent force. Remember Thatcher going on about being sick of people drooling on about caring? Well she’s the one doing the drooling now - nutty as a fruitcake by all accounts. To say that the Iraq war was legal is just plain bollocks. Now I know Noman likes a bit of attention and he waffles on in his ill informed way about socialism and private enterprise and all the usual Working Class Hero Tory tripe - you know - my dad got on his bike and blah de blah de f**king blah etc - but to say that the war in Iraq was legal is like saying a dried out squashed hedgehog on the A5 has a good chance of survival. Does he know what he means by the word “legal”? I doubt he’s even thought about it, he’s ignorant you see, never read much as a youngster and grovelled his way to the top by kissing ass 24/7/365. He’s never had time to give a second thought to his rantings and simply likes annoying people - err - a bit like me really but a twat.

Norman Tebbit - cretin.

Tags: dickhead

Rupert Murdoch’s Racists Crucify Michael Jackson and Pick Over The Bones

People who take Rupert Murdoch’s money are sell outs, racists, sexists, homophobes and the confused deluded.

They have been scratching their heads in confusion. A black man who was the most popular and arguably most talented popular entertainer in history but who (in the Sun’s view, and those who work there) was a paedophile who got away with it is being eulogised all over the world. His passing is being mourned by millions. The Sun reporters believed, because they are thick, that if they think something, or have racist views, sexist views, homophobe views, hate disabled people and think anyone who disagrees with them is a pervert, that they are always right and “white van man” agrees.

Rupert Murdoch got where he is because of his Dad, Rupert’s kids got where they are because of their Dad. They are all thick because of it and employ thick bigots to kick around.

People don’t actually go along with their views. Most other people are decent and good, kind and compassionate. One can only believe that the average Sun reporter, Daily Mail Reporter, Daily Express, Daliy Sport reporters, et al, are so cocooned from the world and so paranoid in their feelings of racist supremacy that they actually believe that because people buy their papers (less and less of them every day mind you) that they agree with them. Wack Wack Ooops! How thick is that. Some people will do anything for money though.

Michael Jackson was acquitted because twelve good, decent and honest folk on a jury, who heard all the evidence believed he was not guilty. The one thing that these racist reporters do have in common with mainstream caompassionate humanity is that they don’t like paedophiles, no one does, not even other paedophiles. It matters not who you are, what your celebrity status is, a paedophile allegation in a court is hard to beat unless the person is innocent. Never mind reasonable doubt (what’s that anyway?) it’s a kid’s word against a man. Gary Glitter was convicted and was guilty. Micheal Jackson was acquitted because he was innocent.

But The Sun knew better of course, so they and their kind hounded the man, ridiculed and shunned him, drove him to despair and isolation, drugs and depression. They killed three kids’ Dad. They are no better than the scum who stab teenagers or kill dads for no reason.

What goes round comes round. You’ll get yours matey.

Tags: Michael Jackson

David Cameron’s anti-German “joke” is racist?

Some would definitely say it is. I do not think he’s a racist, but if he is playing the racist card he’s played it well. It’s a finesse play. He can’t use the “N” word or the “P” word but he can parody the old Basil Fawlty routine, but without the self deprecating irony that makes that scene in Fawlty Towers so funny, and so British. Back in the fifties the Tories had a slogan : “If you want a “N” word for a neighbour vote Liberal or Labour”. Unbelievable but true I’m afraid.

David Cameron may have given himself away as a classic public school boy chump: a bit dim, cheated his way through Eton on dad’s money, got a job through dad’s friends, a bit boorish and loud, can’t hold his liqour, and doesn’t like anything or anyone that’s not English, or his understanding of what English is anyway. Failed in the city so thought he’d better dodge into the Tory party and cheat his way to the top: back stabbing, dishing out favours, playing on his chumpish and trendy vicar image.

The Trendy Vicar, more tea?

But I think it’s more subtle than that. He’s worried about UKIP and the BNP splitting the Tory vote and letting the Liberals and Labour in by the back door. So he’s played the racist and anti-European card in one hand. Take the piss out of the Germans and say they will scrap ID cards. But all the while he knows this is Tory policy too. He’s already said he’s going to scrap ID cards so we know he’s dead keen on it. He’ll blame Labour for signing “unbreakable contracts” in much the same way Tony Blair kept to Tory spending plans in his time. We all kinow Tories are spankers and they like control more than Labour. But they won’t have a referendum on Europe, even though they say they’ll have one. They like Europe, even though they say it’s crap.

They lie. But then so do Labour. We’d probably find UKIP, the BNP and The Liberals lie as well if they ever get a chance to prove it. So who to vote for in England? the Scottish Nationalists of course. They need to put candidates in every constituency and have ridiculous policies for the English, like: a referendum on Europe, banning the bomb, legalising all drugs, stopping all immigration except from within the British Isles. Split all the votes in other words, it would certainly help Scotland if England/Britain had a hung House of Commons.

 Be a bit of a wacky wheeze as The Chump might say.

Tags: David Cameron, Political Comment, Public School Boys, The Chump

Proportional Representation only way to save New Labour

The Tories are desperate for an election. Why? Well apart from the obvious answer that they want to get their sweaty privileged paws stuck in the till there are several:

They want to preserve the right of MPs to have directorships and outside “interests”. This is of course political double talk for being able to accept back handers for favours.

Secondly they want to keep the expenses much the way they are.

Third, they realise that the talk of reforming parliament is double talk for changing the voting system to PR.

The majority of the country don’t vote Tory, so it’s in the majority’s interests that they not be permitted to win. The queen will already be pencilling in dates for royal weddings to give them a boost when they plunge the majority of us into poverty and servitude. So there would be a consensus for PR even if rushed through. It’s Gordon Brown’s only chance of power.

No wonder the chump wants an election now, so does the queen. Check out the seventies she stuck her unelected nose in then as well, and condemned us all to nigh on twenty years of chump government. Thatcher and Major, remember them?

Cameron is a chump Etonian with a multi-millionaire wife and stinking rich family. He pretends to be “ordinary” while claiming £1250 a month for a mortgage, he doesn’t have to pay council tax and uses the NHS because he gets a private level of service completely free of charge.

Gordon Brown might look dumb, might be dumb, but he’s fundamentally honest. Cameron is disingeuous at best. A Liberal, Labour and SNP pact would be democratic; it might be dysfunctional, but it’s what democracy is all about.

Tags: Political Comment, politicians, politics, proportional representation, tories

Jeremy Clarkson, Carol Thatcher and Gary Glitter are Just Good Friends Not

Bully boy cowards like Jeremy Clarkson are the first to go scurrying off to the Police to whine about assault when a victim of their piss taking behaviour gives them what they have been begging for for years: a good hard kicking.

Now a lanky streak of toe-touching pisswater, like Jeremy Clarkson, seems to think that racism, disability phobia, face hate and misogyny are okay. I guess if you went to a public school where sodomy was compulsory every Wednesday afternoon with the head boy you’d end up like him too. I mean if someone has micro-penis disorder, like Jeremy Clarkson, I suppose talking big and driving big cars are the only compensations available.

As for Carol Thatcher, well she is just a little less subtle than Jeremy Clarkson. And she betrayed her mother’s confidence, she’s worse than her brother for letting mumsy down. I understand she likes Charlie, the perfume of course, not muff, or perhaps she does, she’s a fat peroxide dyke eh? Anyway anyone within five hundred yards will be able to smell the fat ugly retard’s Charlie without too much difficulty - she never has a bath, except in Gin and Tonic of course, like her alleged Dad. Now I wouldn’t say that Jeremy Clarkson and Carol Thatcher are ugly, or sexually challenged, but I do know from talking to their window cleaners that their sex lives inhabit the vegetable rack, which coincidentally is where Carol Thatcher’s mother lives as well, third cabbage from the left of the cucumbers. As for their fathers, do they know who they are?

What do they both have in common? They really like cucumber they’re both gay, both racists and both gutless loud mouth attention seekers.

Ooh Err! Erm, bless me missus! Sorry if I caused any offence like pet. Sorry if I caused any offence Jeremy Smallprick Clarkso mate. It’s only a joke, you got no sense of humour then? Anyway off you both go, you can goose-step hand in hand down Pall Mall and have a word with those racists in Buck House. You good friends of Gary Glitter as well? Only joking, sorry if I caused any offence.

Tags: Carol Thatcher, Gary Glitter, Jeremy Clarkson

Chelsy Davy dumped Prince Harry because some of her best friends would be called sooty by his dad, so reckons the guy who lives three streets down from me, who I see every now and again walking his dog in the park (he doesn’t scoop either).

When T.H.E. Ranter tried to clarify this with Clarify House he was told to f-word off. So it’s true then.

Harry was told by his commanding officer who in turn is commanded by Harry’s Granny that the army had a zero tolerance policy towards racism. For everyone else that is. But that on this occasion absolutely nothing would happen. Having been put in his place he then went out for a few beers and rolled a couple of sootys on the way home.

Prince Philip was quoted, by the same bloke I mentioned earlier, as saying that the Black and Tans were a worthy fighting force but there aint no black in ‘em. He also wholeheartedly endorsed four eyed fatso Simon Heffer’s view that Scots are twats and it’s all their fault the UK is a load of shit now and it’ll be much better when an English bloke is in charge again. God help us if he’s a retard like Simon Heffer though.

On the economic front we are headed for a three day week, power cuts, strikes, and civil unrest. This utter betrayal of the working class by the bent Labour Party and corrupt Labour Peers (who got caught - oops) will be followed by twenty years of back hander government by the boys from Eton, strongly supported by a racist Police force and the drip that gets Gordon Brown’s job. Reasons to be cheerful: it’s nearly summer time.

Sooty would be turning in his grave and as for poor old sweep - well. But what about big ears and noddy? Prince Charles and Harry, who’s your father referee?

Pea brains in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.

The problem with the retarded Windsors is that there are so many sycophants swirling around in the same gutter that these dopes actually do believe they aren’t completely thick. Prince Charles actually thought he could be a King in any more than name. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

As for Prince Philip, he’s got a kebab for a brain and seems to have handed it down to the rest of them.

Time they all retired and went to live in oz.

Those people who allegedly killed Stephen Lawrence, remember them? Two of them were accused of calling a black police officer the “N” word. They were prosecuted, found guilty and got 18 months.

When are Prince Charles and Prince Harry being prosecuted? You guessed it - never. It’s all just a joke, even sooty says so. But then sooty isn’t likely to object really, is he? He’d get chucked out of the polo club for being so uppity,he knows his place like any good house “N” word does, eh?

Tags: prince charles, racist, retarded